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Are you the blonde woman captured on CCTV taking a dump on the doorstep of someones Clifton house [pic]
Posted by on Jan 13th, 2016

Ok then.

Dunno how legit this, but it was sent in by a reader asking if i had seen the pic of the blonde woman captured on security footage taking a dump at the entrance to someones Clifton house in Cape Town. Did a quick search and indeed a post on Twitter yesterday showed a woman that appears to be taking a squat outside the gate of the house.


Wonder what she was thinking.

“Damn i should never have had so much coffee before my run, need to take a dump now”

“Oh but there’s no toilet”

‘Mmmm…lots of bushes”

“This entrance way looks better though”

“Yes..i’m sure the owners wont mind if i take a sh*t on their doorstep”


No further update on the #CliftonPooper, but if that’s you then bravo. You are famous.

Original tweet via @brandslut_ HERE.

There is a video, but let’s leave it at a pic hey. She is probably kakking herself…no wait.

UPDATE: i wasn’t going to post the video, but it has since been published on several other sites including News24 so here you go.

Face says:
January 01, 2016 at 4:31 pm

There should be signs, please pick up after your dog / yourself.

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