Understatement of the year so far goes to Spanish bullfighter, Marco Galan, who had his testicle ripped open by a bull and casually said ‘it wasn’t a great moment for me’. Galan is not gonna let an eviscerated testicle stop him though and plans to be back in the ring in July.
Bull 1 – Marco’s ballbag 0.
Give it horns.
“My testicle was ripped open,” he said from his room at the Hospital San Francisco de Asís in Madrid. “It wasn’t a great moment for me.”
Describing the moment it went wrong, he told The Local: “I placed the bandarillas well, but then it went a bit wrong and then I was on the horns of the bull.” [The Local]
Here’s footage of the incident. Warning…some of you sensitive people may find it graphic.
That will learn him.