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  • Next level forever alone – Chinese man cuts off penis, instantly regrets it
    Posted by on Oct 30th, 2013

    There is forever alone…and then there’s this lonely 26 year old Chinese guy who took it to the next level. Tired of not being able to get a girlfriend, Yang Hu, decided he didn’t need his penis anymore so he cut it off. Cue instant bad-idea-regret so he jumped on a bicycle and rode to the hospital and asked them to fix it. Only he forgot his severed penis at home so doctors told him to go back and get it. So Yang rode all the way home, got his chopped off penis and rode back to the hospital where (wait for it…this where the story of Yang’s wang gets a serious case of the sads) doctors told him it had been without blood for too long and they couldn’t reattach it. 

    The Daily Mail yes i know has an image of Yang in hospital with his pants covered in blood, but im gonna use this image instead.

    yang hu

    Shame hey.

    His depression grew so bad that after returning home after work at 9pm on October 27 to his rented room he had suddenly decided to cut off his member as there was no use for it anyway, and believing it would stop him thinking about getting a girlfriend.” [Mail Online]

    Not ideal.

    Anon says:
    October 10, 2013 at 9:30 am

    Dude, typos.

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