Some guy in Johannesburg is a tad upset with his ex-girlfriend so he took to online classifieds Gumtree to get his revenge and posted this ad a few days ago.
It’s apparently for real and the guy who posted the ad has been contacted by the media.
“During a phone interview with The Star on Thursday, Brett seemed appalled at the suggestion that his advert might be a joke.
“I clearly took it out because I want my ex-girlfriend to be kicked in the shins,” he said. “Midget revenge is the only form of revenge that works these days.”
He rejected the assertion that his actions were discriminatory towards little people. “F*** if I care,” he said. “They know they are midgets. I’m not being politically correct about this.”
He took a similar stance on violence. “Violence would be if I asked the midget to kick her hard and then set her on fire.” [iol]
Form a queue ladies…Brett is single now.