Ya hey…everyone and their uncle thinks they know their sh*t when it comes to predicting the outcome of sporting events and as always i’m here to seperate the true legends from the one hit wonders of the world. And i’m gonna throw some outstanding prizes your way so not only will you have the bragging rights of beating some of South Africa’s top rugby analysts by profession, but you will also walk away styling with some new gear.
The Life is Savage SuperBru super rugby pool is now open and this year i have some not-kak prizes from Sunglass Hut SA, Havaianas, a signed rugby jersey from PUMA, goods from top market research company TMS30X30, R500 cash from Colourtone Aries, beer from SevenPointFive, a case of wine courtesy of Adams Rib, a Nike sports band from The Rater.co.za and at the end of it all we’ll get everyone together an have a huge jol with the guys from Keg King. There’s even the possibility you may score the magical red fishnets from Liesldb.
Ya thought so.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Ok so how does one go about joining the Life is Savage pool. Lank easy..just send me a request and i’ll approve you.
But before you do that do me a favour.
I don’t wanna be a chop and force you to go and like the sponsors on Facebook or follow them on Twitter because that’s not how we roll here on Life is Savage. Take into consideration though that these folks who own the companies or work for them are the sole reason this is possible. Without them it would be just be another Superbru pool and all you’ll get is a yellow cap and a wooden spoon up your bum.
So don’t be a dick and send them some love hey. You never know…you may well make a new friend or a business contact or get more free stuff if you scream their names while having sex.
Here’s the prizes in more detail.
Sunglass Hut SA: a R1000 voucher to go towards a new pair of sunnies that will make you look sexified.
Havaianas: 3 pairs of the legendary flops
PUMA: a signed jersey from one of the PUMA sponsored teams (not sure which one yet).
Colourtone Aries: R500 cash
TMS30X30: to be confirmed
SevenPointFive: a four pack of &Union beer
TheRater: a Nike SportsBand to track your distance, pace, time and calories burned during your runs.
Keg King: a end-of-tournament jol in Cape Town with braai, beer and good times.
@Liesldb: apparently the legend will be giving someone in the pool her infamous red fishnets. Unwashed.
Now to join the pool:
Just click HERE my little basement gimp. Or if you’re already know how to use Superbru then the pool code is ‘sulkraft‘. As soon as you do so please leave a comment and don’t be shy to thank the many sponsors as a form of appreciation for their contributions.
Some rules: You must be from SA to compete in the pool. Actually you don’t have to be, but you must be here (
preferably in Cape Town) to claim your prizes should you be a winner. I’m not gonna ship it to you if live in some kak far place. If you enter the pool and don’t make your picks on a regular basis, i’m gonna boot you because not only are you robbing the top players of points, but you’re also making my pool look swak in the global rankings. We don’t want that hey. And since there is booze involved i’m obligated to tell you that you must be 18 years and over to enter. Prizes won’t all go to the winner and i’ll discuss with members how best to distribute them. The deadline to enter the pool is the beginning of the tournament. I’m giving you ample time to spread the word and get your mates involved so don’t come crying. And for those of you wankers that wanna get technical….this is my pool so everything is at my discretion. King dingaling- that’s me.
Now get to it and make #lifeissavagesuperbrupool trend on twitter and because i’m such a nice guy it would be appreciated if you share this and ‘like’ Life is Savage in the right side bar.
Good times and good luck.