Miranda Kerr is officially off the market chaps. She got married to Orlando Bloom on Wednesday night.
KerrBloom (i’m claiming it) tied the knot barely a month after they got engaged in a secret ceremony with no razzle dazzle. Or at least none that media know of.
Here’s the statement from Miranda about why she can’t appear for an Australian department store:
“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together,”
“I’m very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life.”
Way to go butt plug the hell out of that store there. Wonder how much they are paying her to say that.
They may as well name their first kid David Jones KerrBloom.