This question has made an appearance on Life is Savage before, but not as a Friday Q&A.
It’s a gem though and deserves to make you feel like this guy before you go for that Friday sundowner.
How old is the other man puzzle:
“A man is 48 years old. He asks the other man how old he is. The asked man answers: “I am twice as old as you were, when I was as old as you are today.” How old is the other man?”
Grab a pen and a piece of paper coz it’s not as simple as it looks. And looking for the answer on the internet is called cheating.
A while back we told you that Porche was thinking of producing a hybrid supercar, but they needed sufficient interest to start production.
Well i called and we chatted nonchalant about me buying a couple if they happened to make it. Seems like that did the trick hey because the 918 Spyder Hybrid Supercar is going into production.
You can sit next to me if you want and make “vroom vroom” noises.
“Michael Macht, President and Chairman of the Board of Management of Porsche AG said “Production of the 918 Spyder in a limited series proves that we are taking the right approach with Porsche Intelligent Performance featuring the combination of supreme performance and efficient drivetrain concepts.”
“It was said that the hybrid should return 3-litres per 100km of fuel with CO2 emissions at only 79g/km. The 0-100kmh/h was hinted to be around 3.2 seconds.” [clutchd]
And don’t even sweat about the price my little spark plug. Together we are gonna win the SuperEna lotto tomorrow.
It’s at $147 million at the moment so let’s kick this pig shall we.
Dammit..don’t they know that Coffee Patrón runs through my veins.
For why are they having this signature VIP event by Patrón while i’m away in Canadia???
No word yet as to the precise details of what the exclusive “Day Of The Dead” event is all about (will update you when i know), but they are delivering the invitations by hand… to your doorstep.
Hey..how’s that for sorting you out properly.
If you didn’t get one of those emails then sorry for you. You gonna have to beg and plead with Tammy.
I heard she likes roses and diamonds.
Since i’m in Montreal on the 13th August i won’t be able to attend ,but i might just be able to send someone in my place….
Halle Berry was spotted recently in Cape Town at the airport and has rented a luxury villa while she’s filming a movie here called Dark Tide.
Life is Savage knows where’s she staying, but apparently i can’t tell you because my source is being a wimp afraid they will get sued for breaking a confidentiality agreement.
Not to worry though since i’m sure i’ll have a pic for you soon of Halle doing some random stuff in Cape Town. That’s if my photographer buddy doesn’t get handed a restraining order.
Watch this space.
And if you manage to get a snap shot yourself then be a pal and send it hey.
Good times
UPDATE: one of you sent me a link to a website that has loads of pics of Halle Berry on the set of the movie in Simons Town. Penguin Biltong(ha! how’s that for a classic name) is a blog based out in Glencairn and written by Uwe Auer. He managed to take some pics. So all you media people stop riding me for images..go bother him. And Uwe if you reading this then stick a watermark on these and make them pay for it.
For more pics go visit Penguin BiltongHERE and while you there go check out the rest of his blog.
Magazine claims to have 8 never before seen GRAPHIC photo’s of Angelina Jolie. Nipple tape, a dog leash and heroin involved. Pffft..they spiced the hell out of this story. [gawker]
Miranda Kerr-Bloom is preggies. Savage is good name for a boy. [usmagazine]
Over 100 million Facebook users have all their personal details leaked. Told you to sort out your privacy settings. Is your name on the list? [iMod]
How women spend their time on the internets. The numbers. And no its not just learning how to clean or make sandwiches (oooooh!!..don’t hurt me) [mashable]
Is Street Slide better than Google Street View. I think so…it’s pretty damn awesome. Just scroll along. [seocowboy]
Next time you use someones cell phone think of them taking a dump.
A recent study done by consumer group Which? in the UK has found that mobile phones may be covered with up to 18 times more living bacteria than the flush handle on a men’s toilet.
Ya…lank pleasant thought that.
“Swabs and analysis of 30 mobile handsets found that seven had high or warning levels of environmental bacteria, according to consumer group Which?
One contained such an intense concentration of bacteria, including faecal coliforms, that anyone using it could have faced a serious stomach upset.
Which? said the findings suggest millions of UK mobiles would exceed the recommended acceptable levels of bacteria.” [telegraph]
Next time somebody wants to use your phone just tell them about this and that you have the squirts.
It’s been ages since Jordan has graced us with her exquisite presence, but feel blessed though because today she will shower you with dingleberry kisses and light up your desk at work with radiant underboob sweat.
She has kept it on the down low since that incident where she tortured her beaver in that gold outfit HERE, but she’s back on the elegance train with this conservative piece she wore to her book launch in London.
Ya well, don’t get used to it because i know sweet jack poo about computer technology stuff, but this story got my attention. At first i just thought it was a bunch of rubbish like that Y2K thing back in 1999 (don’t lie you also fell for it)), but then someone sent me an email telling me that there are 338 days left before the internet runs out of IP addresses.
Huh?
Click for the daily countdown..oooohh.
Look here my tech challenged comrades. What that there picture means is that currently the IPv4 (internet protocol version 4) system can accomodate only four billion IP addresses. Meaning that roughly only 6% is still available and at the rate that are being used up it should take less than a year for that to happen.
“What the %^&* that got to do with me?” you ask.
Whatever device your using to read this post has a unique IP address. When the number of addresses run out yours may be worth something.
Don’t stop trying to sell your spleen just yet, because apparently they are working on a solution. IPv6 (don’t ask me what happened to v5) is in the pipeline ,but it’s gonna cost a sh*tload and may not be ready in time.
Bottomline…
I have no idea what the hell the bottomline is..wow this whiskey is strong son.
Some help from some techies would be appreciated.
Note to self: stay away from tech posts they hurt my brain.
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