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  • Conservative mom goes viral after posting a pic of her son’s sex toy [pics]
    Posted by on Nov 30th, 2015

    This is what social media and the internet was made for. A conservative mom having no clue what something is and asking the internet for help only to find out she posted a pic of her teenage son’s sex toy. Her follow-up posts were equally glorious and she became an instant internet celebrity. When she posted the pic she had just 117 followers.

    The responses to this post was hilarious.

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    Haaha. At first Patty had no clue what was going on.

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    Then people told her it was sex toy. She did not believe her son CJ would use such a device.

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    So she asked him.

    patty parsons CJ fleshlight

    Well played CJ.

    Patty still didn’t believe.

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    It then got awkward when the makers of the sex toy told Patty that it was a gay fleshjack.

    patty fleshjack

    Patty then went to double check and oh dear.

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    All the internet points belong to Patty right now.

    Picking Up Stompies: Weekend Edition 30/11/2015
    Posted by on Nov 30th, 2015


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