Ok i think the lack of bread in my life is making me lose my sh*t because i’m pretty sure this is the first time ever i’ve posted a recipe on Life is Savage. I will happily hand in my man-card for the rest of the day though because it’s not just any recipe. No my friend..this is a recipe to simply make homemade Nutella. Yep…that hazelnutty chocolately sex paste of goodness and it will only take 20 min of your time to make 2 cups worth that will last 2 weeks.

Thank me later.

Ok that picture has nothing to do with the homemade Nutella recipe, but i found it while i was searching for an image to use and it stays.

Here’s the actual recipe.

Just click that recipe for the rest of the directions.

If you try it lemme know how it works out hey.

Sjoe…it’s been a while since someone sent in a pic of a jean pant criminal hey. It would be naive to think they have been eradicated so i’m just gonna hazard a guess that they’ve been going through a quiet phase. Never-the-less the f**kery of people going to gym and actually working out in jeans is still with us as is evident by this pic sent in yesterday by a reader in Cape Town.

He was kind enough to point out that while it may not be up there with the jean hotpant or the skinny jean pant criminal variety, he believes its the first time someone has been spotted training in flared jeans. Unfortunately he didn’t manage to take a pic of the guy standing so you could see the bell-bottoms, but i’m taking his word for it.

Come now guy…you should be ashamed. Not only are normal people shaking their heads at you training in jeans, but other jean pant criminals are likely to frown upon you for wearing dirty jeans.

If you spot someone working out in jeans then take a pic (carefully) and send it hey. I’ll add it to the South African jeant pant criminal hall of fame. Click HERE to see all the previous entries and be sure to have a look at the prize specimens as well as the king of all jean pant criminals.

[thanks Warren]