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		<title>US President Barack Obama to visit South Africa in June [statement]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 05:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Some random political news for you&#8230;US President Barack Obama will be visiting South Africa some time between June 26 and July 3. Obama will also be visiting Senegal and Tanzania during that time. According to… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/21/us-president-barack-obama-to-visit-south-africa-in-june-statement/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/21/us-president-barack-obama-to-visit-south-africa-in-june-statement/">US President Barack Obama to visit South Africa in June [statement]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some random political news for you&#8230;<strong>US President Barack Obama will be visiting South Africa some time between June 26 and July 3</strong>. Obama will also be visiting Senegal and Tanzania during that time. According to the White House statement <em>&#8220;The trip will underscore the President’s commitment to broadening and deepening cooperation between the United States and the people of sub-Saharan Africa to advance regional and global peace and prosperity.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><a href="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/obama-SA-visit.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23103" title="obama SA visit" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/obama-SA-visit.jpg" alt="obama south africa" width="530" height="417" /></a></p>
<p>No word yet if he will be visiting Nelson Mandela.</p>
<p>Hope he does though.</p>
<p>Right let&#8217;s move along because blah blah politics.</p>
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		<title>Amateur footage captures devastating mile-wide tornado in Oklahoma [video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 04:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A tornado more than a kilometer wide has left at least 51 people dead in Moore, Oklahoma. Over a hundred people are being treated in hospitals after the tornado left a 32 kilometer long trail of… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/21/amateur-footage-captures-devastating-mile-wide-tornado-in-oklahoma-video/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/21/amateur-footage-captures-devastating-mile-wide-tornado-in-oklahoma-video/">Amateur footage captures devastating mile-wide tornado in Oklahoma [video]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>A tornado more than a kilometer wide has left at least 51 people dead in Moore, Oklahoma.</strong> Over a hundred people are being treated in hospitals after the tornado left a 32 kilometer long trail of devastation through the suburb with wind speeds reaching 320km/h.</p>
<p>Several amateur videos of the tornado have been posted online including this one which shows the size relative to the city as well as the damage.</p>
<p><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xTpceWd8UE4?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" width="530" height="360"></iframe></p>
<p>An initial estimate reported that 300 homes were destroyed in Oklahoma.</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;Rescue workers raced against time and darkness Monday night looking for survivors after a powerful tornado blasted an area outside of Oklahoma City, leveling homes and leaving at least 51 people dead.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">At least 20 of the dead were children, including at least seven from Plaza Towers Elementary School in Moore, which lay directly in the path of the monster storm&#8217;s wall of wind.&#8221; [<a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/20/us/severe-weather/index.html?iid=article_sidebar" target="_blank">CNN</a>]</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Heartbreaking.</p>
<p><a href="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tornado-oklahoma.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23099" title="tornado oklahoma" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tornado-oklahoma.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="327" /></a></p>
<p>More photo&#8217;s  <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/20/moore-tornado-2013-oklahoma_n_3308904.html" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</p>
<p>And click <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/20/help-tornado-victims/2344493/" target="_blank">HERE</a> if you want to help by donating.</p>
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		<title>Watch Trevor Noah perform live on the David Letterman show [video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 07:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>SA comedian Trevor Noah is still dominating overseas and last Friday he performed a 5 minute routine on The Late Show with David Letterman to a live audience in New York. Here&#8217;s his routine. Huge… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/watch-trevor-noah-perform-live-on-the-david-letterman-show-video/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/watch-trevor-noah-perform-live-on-the-david-letterman-show-video/">Watch Trevor Noah perform live on the David Letterman show [video]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>SA comedian Trevor Noah is still dominating overseas and last Friday he performed a 5 minute routine on The Late Show with David Letterman to a live audience in New York</strong>.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s his routine.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ltUMsyFuxWw?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" width="530" height="360"></iframe></p>
<p>Huge props for appearing on Letterman.</p>
<p><a href="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/noah-letterman.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23092" title="noah letterman" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/noah-letterman.jpg" alt="trevor noah david letterman" width="500" height="295" /></a></p>
<p>If you remember, Noah also got the chance to peform live on Jay Leno <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2012/01/07/watch-trevor-noah-perform-on-the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno-video/" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</p>
<p>Nicely done Trev.</p>
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		<title>US singer, Miguel lands balls-first on a fans head&#8230;and keeps on singing [video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 07:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Firstly&#8230;lemme just say i have no clue who the hell Miguel is. Never heard of him, but he performed at the Billboard Music Awards over the weekend and in attempt to jump over fans from… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/us-singer-miguel-land-balls-first-on-a-fans-head-and-keeps-on-singing-video/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/us-singer-miguel-land-balls-first-on-a-fans-head-and-keeps-on-singing-video/">US singer, Miguel lands balls-first on a fans head&#8230;and keeps on singing [video]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Firstly&#8230;lemme just say i have no clue who the hell Miguel is. Never heard of him, but he performed at the Billboard Music Awards over the weekend and in attempt to jump over fans from one stage to another he came short and landed on a fan&#8230;sandwiching her head between his crotch and the stage. The tool then just keeps singing like all is well with the world.</p>
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<p>What a cocktonsil. Hope that girls sues his ass.</p>
<p><a href="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miguel-stage-dive.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23088" title="miguel stage dive" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miguel-stage-dive.jpg" alt="" width="471" height="311" /></a></p>
<p>Not only did he keep singing, but his music is kak.</p>
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		<title>Home affairs could soon make UK visitors apply for a visa to come to SA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 06:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Ya hey&#8230;if home affairs minister Naledi Pandor has her way then visitors from the UK may soon have to apply for a visa to come to South Africa. In a tit-for-tat display of childish tendancies… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/home-affairs-could-soon-make-uk-visitors-apply-for-a-visa-to-come-to-sa/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/home-affairs-could-soon-make-uk-visitors-apply-for-a-visa-to-come-to-sa/">Home affairs could soon make UK visitors apply for a visa to come to SA</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya hey&#8230;<strong>if home affairs minister Naledi Pandor has her way then visitors from the UK may soon have to apply for a visa to come to South Africa</strong>. In a tit-for-tat display of childish tendancies the SA government is considering a reciprocal visa regime because the Brits don&#8217;t want to talk about lifting the South African visa requirement to enter the UK.</p>
<p><a href="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/naledi-pandor.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23084" title="naledi pandor" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/naledi-pandor.jpg" alt="visa to SA " width="400" height="250" /></a></p>
<p>Pandor said that following the London Olympics, the UK promised to focus on whether the visa requirement for SA citizens travelling to there could be lifted, but nothing has happened since.</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;Frustrated by Britain&#8217;s apparent reluctance to lift its visa requirements for South Africans, government is considering playing tit-for-tat and demanding the same from UK visitors. &#8220;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;If government decides to implement a reciprocal visa regime, UK visitors &#8211; including government officials and diplomats &#8211; would have to apply for visas.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/Politics/SA-considers-tit-for-tat-UK-visa-rules-20130519" target="_blank">News24]</a></span></p></blockquote>
<p>Word from the British High Commission in Pretoria is that they are concerned that SA passports are available to people who are not entitled to them&#8230;ie. that we are still corrupt and sh*t.</p>
<p>He has a point.</p>
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		<title>Picking Up Stompies: Weekend Edition 20/05/2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 05:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>SA&#8217;s Jordy Smith wins the Rio Billabong Pro. He&#8217;s now 2nd in the ASP world rankings. [Red Bull] SABC Morning Live presenter Vuyo Mbuli died unexpectedly while watching a rugby match at the Free State… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/picking-up-stompies-weekend-edition-20052013/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/20/picking-up-stompies-weekend-edition-20052013/">Picking Up Stompies: Weekend Edition 20/05/2013</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p><strong>SA&#8217;s Jordy Smith wins the Rio Billabong Pro.</strong> He&#8217;s now 2nd in the ASP world rankings. [<a href="http://www.redbull.com/en/surfing/stories/1331591316917/photos-jordy-smith-wins-billabong-rio-pro" target="_blank">Red Bull</a>]</p>
<p><strong>SABC Morning Live presenter Vuyo Mbuli died unexpectedly while watching a rugby match at the Free State stadium on Saturday.</strong> RIP. Sharp sharp. [<a href="http://www.sabc.co.za/news/a/67bd50004fac8f35bfedff0b5d39e4bb/Renowned-SABC-presenter-Vuyo-Mbuli-dies-20131905" target="_blank">SABC</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Zuma and Ministers cleared of any wrongdoing in controversial Gupta plane landing at a military base</strong>. [<a href="http://news.iafrica.com/sa/859936.html" target="_blank">iAfrica</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Nelson Mandela’s daughters have filed a lawsuit against their father for the control of his artworks and millions</strong>. For shame. [<a href="http://www.iol.co.za/news/crime-courts/back-off-madiba-told-his-daughters-1.1517331#.UZmvk8p3qOk" target="_blank">iol</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Young woman is seeking asylum in the UK to avoid becoming the 14th virgin queen of the randy King of Swaziland</strong> [<a href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/315465/Let-me-stay-in-Britain-or-King-will-make-me-his-14th-virgin-bride/" target="_blank">Daily Star</a>]</p>
<p><strong>DA leader Helen Zille was prepared to stand down as party leader and campaign for Dr Mamphela Ramphele to become leader of a new party called The Democrats.</strong> Talks have now collapsed. [<a href="http://www.citypress.co.za/politics/no-deal/" target="_blank">City Press</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Sanral vows that Western Cape e-tolls won&#8217;t hurt the poor</strong> [<a href="http://mg.co.za/article/2013-05-19-sanral-vows-western-cape-tolls-wont-hurt-the-poor" target="_blank">Mail &amp; Guardian</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Dumbass criminals of the week pocket dial 911 during robbery.</strong> Listen to the call. [<a href="http://www.kjrh.com/dpp/entertainment/weird_news/california-criminals-face-charges-after-accidentally-calling-911" target="_blank">KJRH</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Professor Cyril Karabus is back home in SA.</strong> The paediatric oncologist had been detained in the UAE since August 18, after being sentenced in absentia for the death of a Yemeni girl he treated for leukaemia in 2002. [<a href="http://www.enca.com/south-africa/karabus-thank-you-sa" target="_blank">ENCA</a>]</p>
<p><strong>Search for AIDS vaccine has gobbled up $8 billion in the past decade and stll no vaccine.</strong> The failure of the most recent efficacy trial is only the latest setback to 26 years of effort. [<a href="http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2013/05/20/billions-of-dollars-later-and-still-no-aids-vaccine" target="_blank">TimesLIVE</a>]</p>
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		<title>If you&#8217;re a hot girl posting a workout video on YouTube make sure there isn&#8217;t a guy taking a dump in the background [video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Some Friday childish humour for you. There are literally thousands of workout videos on YouTube. New ones get posted everyday and they inevitably involve a hot girl in tight clothing working out. They are standard… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/17/if-youre-a-hot-girl-posting-a-workout-video-on-youtube-make-sure-there-isnt-a-guy-taking-a-dump-in-the-background-video/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/17/if-youre-a-hot-girl-posting-a-workout-video-on-youtube-make-sure-there-isnt-a-guy-taking-a-dump-in-the-background-video/">If you&#8217;re a hot girl posting a workout video on YouTube make sure there isn&#8217;t a guy taking a dump in the background [video]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some Friday childish humour for you. There are literally thousands of workout videos on YouTube. New ones get posted everyday and they inevitably involve a hot girl in tight clothing working out. They are standard procedure really, but every now and then a gem comes along and it goes viral&#8230;like the 11th episode of Burnout Challenge posted a few days ago. It had the workout, the hot girl in tight clothing bending over and what not, but unfortunately nobody seemed to notice the guy in the background&#8230;taking a dump.</p>
<p>Magic happens at the 20 second mark.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DPNYVOWudKg?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" width="530" height="360"></iframe></p>
<p>Haaaaahahahaha!</p>
<p><a href="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/workout.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23077" title="workout" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/workout.jpg" alt="" width="520" height="380" /></a></p>
<p>Outstanding!</p>
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		<title>Caspar Lee &#8211; the SA teenager with 500 000 plus Twitter followers [pic]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 06:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that there is a teenager in South Africa with over half a million Twitter followers? Neither did i, but now you do. Caspar Lee is by all definitions an internet sensation and… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/17/caspar-lee-the-sa-teenager-with-500-000-plus-twitter-followers-pic/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/17/caspar-lee-the-sa-teenager-with-500-000-plus-twitter-followers-pic/">Caspar Lee &#8211; the SA teenager with 500 000 plus Twitter followers [pic]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that there is a teenager in South Africa with over half a million Twitter followers? Neither did i, but now you do. <strong>Caspar Lee is by all definitions an internet sensation and he&#8217;s from Knysna.</strong> His YouTube channel has 865 000 plus subscribers and to date his videos have racked up over 40 million views.</p>
<p>That is a pretty damn outstanding following and he&#8217;s done it pretty much under the radar.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://twitter.com/Caspar_Lee" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23074" title="caspar lee" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/caspar-lee.jpg" alt="caspar lee" width="478" height="286" /></a></p>
<p>Ya hey&#8230;as far as i can tell he&#8217;s the second most followed person in South Africa&#8230;ranked higher than Nelson Mandela even.</p>
<p>Why is he so popular&#8230;well i&#8217;m taking it his YouTube videos have a lot to do with it, but i&#8217;m not his target audience so don&#8217;t listen to me.</p>
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<p>Props though&#8230;kid is not even twenty and has created a huge following.</p>
<p>Brands should be all over him.</p>
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		<title>Genius idea &#8211; giant water curtain stop signs [pic]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 05:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s one of those ideas that once you look at it will make you go &#8216;wow&#8230;why didn&#8217;t someone think of that sooner&#8217;. We all know that standard traffic stop signs are frequently ignored, but how&#8217;s… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/17/genius-idea-giant-water-curtain-stop-signs-pic/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/17/genius-idea-giant-water-curtain-stop-signs-pic/">Genius idea &#8211; giant water curtain stop signs [pic]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s one of those ideas that once you look at it will make you go &#8216;wow&#8230;why didn&#8217;t someone think of that sooner&#8217;. We all know that standard traffic stop signs are frequently ignored, but how&#8217;s this new concept Australia is rolling out to prevent trucks from getting stuck in tunnels and causing massive delays. They drop a <strong>curtain of water at the entrance and project a giant stop sign onto it</strong>.</p>
<p>Pretty hard to ignore this.</p>
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<p>Amazing. Not often the Ozzies get a slow clap from me, but that deserves one.</p>
<p>And here&#8217;s a video explaining how it works.</p>
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<p>I could actually think of few more implications where that would be useful. As advertising space during running events or other sports where competitors need to cool down.</p>
<p>Get on it marketing people&#8230;don&#8217;t make me do your job for you.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll take 10%. Thanks.</p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s lucky&#8230;then there&#8217;s this damn guy [pic]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 11:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the most you&#8217;ve ever won in the lotto? I&#8217;ve managed just under R500. I don&#8217;t even bother with those scratch card thingy&#8217;s because i&#8217;ve won absolute eff all on those. In fact i always… <a class="read_more" href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/16/theres-lucky-then-theres-this-damn-guy-pic/">Read More &#187;</a></p><p>The post <a href="http://lifeissavage.com/2013/05/16/theres-lucky-then-theres-this-damn-guy-pic/">There&#8217;s lucky&#8230;then there&#8217;s this damn guy [pic]</a> appeared first on <a href="http://lifeissavage.com">Life is Savage</a>.</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the most you&#8217;ve ever won in the lotto? I&#8217;ve managed just under R500. I don&#8217;t even bother with those scratch card thingy&#8217;s because i&#8217;ve won absolute eff all on those. In fact i always told myself that those silly things are rigged and get your hopes up for nothing. You scratch and the first one is R100 000&#8230;then you keep scratching and boom another R100 000. Just one more and you&#8217;re in the money, but it never happens. You know that saying &#8220;you have a better chance of winning the lotto&#8221; when something is near impossible. Well this guy from Virginia is likely the only person who can say &#8216;f**k that saying&#8217; because <strong>there&#8217;s lucky..then there&#8217;s Melvyn Wilson.</strong></p>
<p>You see Melvyn just won $500 000 on one of those scratch cards. Lucky you say?</p>
<p>Hold that thought till i tell you that this damn guy retired in 2007 after winning $1 million on a scratch card. Oh and he also won $500 000 in 2004. And $25 000 in 2005.</p>
<p><a href="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/melvyn-wilson.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-23066" title="melvyn wilson" src="http://lifeissavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/melvyn-wilson.jpg" alt="lucky" width="500" height="339" /></a></p>
<p>Dude is pimping.</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;They were already calling Melvyn Wilson “Mr. Lucky” back in 2005, when he hit the lottery three times in 10 months: $500,000 in November 2004, $25,000 in March 2005, and then $1 million from a scratch-off bought at a Woodbridge gas station in September 2005. Two years later, the postal worker retired. Now, he’s done it again: Wilson, 72, bought, scratched and won<em> another</em> $500,000 at the Handy Dandy Market on Occoquan Road in Woodbridge recently, the Virginia Lottery announced Tuesday.&#8221; [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/local/wp/2013/05/15/oh-come-on-woodbridges-melvyn-wilson-hits-500000-or-more-lotto-jackpot-for-third-time/" target="_blank">Washington Post</a>]</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Wonder if he wears a hat to stop random people from rubbing his head.</p>
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