I have a meeting at 12pm this morning so i thought i’d throw in your weekend instructions a bit early today. It’s cold and rainy in Cape Town at the moment and yesterday was the… Read More »

It just after 1pm on a Friday and you know what that means right? Time to stop working and getting yourself prepared for the weekend. If you work in an office and surrounded by others… Read More »

Right..it’s just after 3.30pm on a Friday and as is the case every single week i’m gonna tell you that nothing ever happens after lunch on a Friday so you should really be leaving the… Read More »

Right..its been a long ass day and i was over it a long time ago, but surprisingly plenty  happened today which is unusual for the last day of the week. I normally post your weekend… Read More »

The time right now is 2.51 pm on Friday and you know what that means right? Of course you do…it means that you should no longer be working because it’s common knowledge that one does… Read More »

Finally the 52nd weekend instructions…a whole years worth of completely random, but vital instructions that Life Is Savage has given to you fine people to use or don’t use. We’ve had some gems during the… Read More »

Ya hey..it’s 1.30 pm on a Friday and even though Wednesday was a public holiday it doesn’t mean you should try make up for work you din’t do. On the contrary…you should be loving the… Read More »

Ya..it’s a tad early for your weekend instructions, but i have to do some admin sh*t today so i may not post anything until way later so i’m throwing this in now. And anyways…it’s Friday… Read More »

Wow…when was the last time i gave you some weekend instructions hey! It’s Friday and if you’re new to Life is Savage then you should know that i am of the opinion that no work… Read More »

It well after lunch time and you should definitely not be at work anymore…just tell your boss it’s Friday the 13th and you need to leave to go save the world from evil or stupid… Read More »