Posts belonging to Category Jean Pant Criminals
Posted by Savage on February 26, 2010
Celebrity Jean Pant Criminal Legend spotted at the Virgin gym in Green Point.
Normally i’d be all over this jean pant criminal, but there is always an exception to the rule right.
The only people allowed to wear jeans to gym are cult movie icons like Danny Trejo. Then you can wear baggy three quarter length jean [...]
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Posted by Savage on February 19, 2010
It wasn’t so damn hot in Cape Town today i’d have more to say about this jean pant criminal spotted doing a cable chest press workout..
In grey SKINNY jeans.
No, no, no, no….is it even possible that i’m seeing this f*ckery.
Skinny jean pant..to gym?
Wow ( and i say that with NO excitement whatsoever).
I mean, my friend [...]
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Tags: do not wear jeans to gym, jean pant criminal, jean pants, jeans, jeans etiquette, not cool, wearing jeans to gym | 2 Comments »
Posted by Savage on January 27, 2010
Oh hell no.
This did not just happen.
Since the start of our crusade to eliminate wearing a jean pant to gym(HERE) we have yet to come across the rarest of rare offenders…
Behold…the jean HOTPANT seen at a gym in Green Point.
He did not just stop there though. Bright lumo yellow socks and shoes we added for good [...]
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Posted by Savage on December 28, 2009
Say what.
Here i was, thinking that the jean pant criminals were all but eradicated in Cape Town.
Not so apparently.
This ridiculously large specimen (clearly from out of town..any guesses?) was spotted using the cable machine while wearing a no-name brand jean pant.
“No-name-brand”. The horror.
Its enough your neck is bigger than my thigh. Its a shocker that you [...]
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Posted by Savage on August 24, 2009
Wow, it been ages since one of these cropped up.. and since its a slow Monday morning i may as well throw it in ya.If you happen to not know what a jean pant criminal(JPC) is then educate yourself HERE
This rather beefy chap was apparently strutting around the gym confident that his jean pant [...]
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Posted by Savage on July 6, 2009
I’ve been hearing alot about several possible jean pant criminal sightings but no actual proof has been sent lately and i was wondering if they have migrated north or if winter causes them to hibernate…whatever the case im happy to report that a sighting was captured and is available for study.. seen in a Cape [...]
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Posted by Savage on June 25, 2009
Was at the gym yesterday and watched in awe as a guy worked out in a jean pant!!!This reminded me of a new category that i’ve been meaning to create.Its one of those magic WTF moments that just stop you in your tracks and make you wonder what the hell the person was thinking.Do they [...]
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