Posts belonging to Category Bitch & Moan

Life is Savage back in Cape Town

BOOM..back in the mix.
After one kak long flight, Life is Savage is back in Cape Town and did i not promise that i would bring the sunshine. Felt like summer over the weekend hey (sorry for you if you live in Newlands).
Nearly cried when i saw two bergies fighting in the middle of Sea Point [...]

Farewell Canadia, au revoir

The Life is Savage tour to Montreal, Canadia has come to an end and it gives me the sads to say goodbye.
The flight leaves this evening and there’s a stop in Amsterdam before we make our way back to Cape Town so only arrive tomorrow night. It’s unlikely that you’ll hear from me till Friday.
Heard [...]

Tropitone sunless bronzer ad for non-whites

Racist or clever?
Just recieved this in my inbox and not sure what to make of it. Advertising for the Tropitone Sunless Bronzer have taken viral and guerilla marketing to batsh*t crazy levels by using a park bench with the words “NIE BLANKES” sprayed on it.

The words “NIE BLANKES” are Afrikaans and translate as “non-whites” a [...]

Joost van der Westhuizen is gay??!!

Things don’t seem to be getting any better for former Springbok legend, Joost van der Westhuizen, especially now that People Magazine have alleged that he is gay.

I swear..you have no idea what it took to not photoshop in some sparkly diamante earrings to match his sessy satin shirt. First we had Chester Williams in a [...]

16yr old Cape Town model topless controversy

Michaela Steenkamp who is from Cape Town, but now goes to school in New Zealand is in the middle of a controversy after topless images of her appeared on the New Zealand’s Next Top Model website.
The image of Michaela  with her uncovered breastesses smeared in mud were quickly replaced with one where they photoshopped in some [...]

Most hated woman in the UK right now..maybe in the world

This bitch. (ya, see that’s how much i don’t dig this woman..i left out the * in bitch for the first time ever)

It’s no secret that Life is Savage  is solidly against cruelty to animals, but this video made me angry as f**k.
Some lady, Mary Bale, in the UK was caught on video walking up to a [...]

The vuvuzela is unholy now

That damn vuvuzela just won’t die and it’s now even been banned by the church.

Yes..Thou shall not blow your trumpet for the Lord i’m afraid.
“THE pope has banned faithful followers from bringing vuvuzelas to his public appearances on his UK tour next month.
The controversial horns made famous by fans at South Africa’s World Cup [...]

Online poker and gambling banned in South Africa

The Gauteng Gambling Board banned online gambling in South Africa yesterday and anyone found guilty of doing so faces a R10 million fine or 10 years in jail …or both.
It’s now illegal to take part in any form of online gambling…poker included. It will also be illegal to operate an online gambling site.

Ok, so what does this [...]

Smokoo.co.za is an auction site

Remember a couple of months ago we told you about winning an iPad if you could guess correctly what Smokoo.co.za was HERE?
Well Martie Jacobsz-Faber guessed correctly and now owns an R10 000 iPad, but more on that further down where i bitch a little.
Smokoo is an auction site apparently….with a slight difference, you purchase bids and [...]

Athlone Cooling Towers implode [first pics]

I use to drive past the now imploded Athlone Cooling Towers in Cape Town all the time back when i was a kid. Good times.
And now they are gone. Just like that.
If you don’t know what they are or are not from Cape Town then just move along because i’m not gonna explain. It’s a [...]