If Holland win you’ll do what?!!!

Here’s a sure fire way to get 5000 Twitter followers in a single day..at least.
Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden had this to say on Twitter yesterday.

A whole bunch of dudes who said Twitter was for losers just opened up an account and are gonna scream like lunatics in the hope that the Netherlands win.
Gonna suck [...]

Holland send Brazil home..prepare yourself Cape Town.

Reinier and Remco just messed in their pants.
The Dutch have beaten Brazil 2-1 in the quaterfinals of the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Cape Town better prepare for an orange invasion next week for the semi-final game against Ghana (hasn’t happened yet, but im calling it).

Good times.
What did i say about the Dutch. Told you.

Youth Day in South Africa: June 16

I’m busy watch the FIFA 2010 World Cup coverage on tv and the commentator mentioned that today, June 16, is Youth Day in South Africa  commemorating the Soweto Uprising in 1976.
For those of you who don’t know, let Wiki school you quick.
“The Soweto uprising or Soweto riots were a series of clashes in Soweto, South [...]

It’s snowing on Table Mountain..PICS

Shame, heard its snowing in Cape Town.
My mates on Facebook reckon its kak cold back home.
I’m feeling for you guys.
When they said it was snowing, i’m thinking a decent layer of the white stuff, but i went to look for some pics and this is what i found on the Table Mountain Cableway site:
 
Showed that to someone [...]

Christiano Ronaldo new Armani underwear PICS

Ladies..don’t say i don’t look after you as well hey.
Time to dust off that happy place of yours because new pics of Christiano Ronaldo in his Armani underpant have surfaced.

Oooohhh. Stop staring at his ballbag Chris.
The old pics of his 2010 Emporio Armani Underwear campaign HERE have been replaced by a new batch no doubt to coincide [...]

USA gets a tad excited with that draw against England

The 6th largest newspaper in the USA,the New York Post, ran with this cover story after they drew with England over the weekend at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Shame. That’s some sad sh*t. Where’s your pride chaps.
Note how the newspaper called the England team the British.
The sensationalism we can expect deal with, but come now.. even i [...]

WTF?! Mugabe is attending World Cup opening ceremony

No, kak bru.
Come now. Who’s dumbass idea was it to invite Bob?
Here  i am in Canadia all happy and proudly South African because the celebrations are all over the news and then i hear about Robert Mugabe attending the opening ceremony.
FOR WHY???????????????
Apparently they invited 20 African heads of state except the leaders of Madagascar, Guinea and Niger [...]

Soccer memories: pic of the day [NSFW'ish]

Who can ever forget the best moment of the 2006 World Cup when Zinedine Zidane head butted that Italian tosser in the final.
I stumbled across this GIF and it brought back the memories.
Kak funny.

Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha.
Now that’s some vintage good times.
What are the chances something like that happens again in South Africa.

If Mexico lose they get free lunch at Nando’s

Ya..ya….i know its been on almost every blog lately, but i’m tired of people sending it to me so here’s the Nando’s ad promising Mexico free lunch if they lose the opening match of the 2010 World Cup to South Africa.

Whoever does the advertising for Nando’s is sharp hey. Remember that ad they did where [...]

FIFA Fan Fest in Cape Town is the place.

With less that 10 hours to go before the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ kicks off, the excitement is reaching bat sh*t crazy levels.
It’s all over the news here in Canadia and damn Life is Savage wishes we could be there.
So today apparently there is a “Welcome the World to the Mother City” party happening and [...]