Kelly Brook with no broeks, Playboy 2010 [PICS]

In an effort to confuse  the evil spirits of Friday 13th we will be using Kelly Brook’s boobies as a  distraction to end the day. Nothing much else is happening today so this will have to do.
Here are the first pics of Kelly wearing no broeks in the September 2010 Issue.

Is the Martini glass half full [...]

Who wants to see Helen Mirren’s 65 year old nipples?

If you said “no way” then i’m straight up gonna call you a lying sack of sh*t.
Because right now you are reading this and saying “bring on them fun bags”.
And don’t even pretend that you Iaian  are not gonna click the image for the NSFW version.

Helen you animal.
The shoot was done by Jeurgen Teller for New [...]

Who’s that girl??

Ok this week’s “who’s that girl??” is a trick question.
Because if you have a penis and don’t know who this is then please hand in your man-badge and head to straight to the sex change clinic. Thanks.
She can do this. That’s the only clue you’re getting.

That is the greatest Australian export of all time, Miranda Savage Kerr killing [...]

Helena Christensen goes naked for shoe campaign

Ok so its not often that i post something about another shoe brand other than PUMA, but i think an exception must be made today because it involves a naked Helena Christensen.
Give it up for the 41 year old.
That’s 41 years of quality my friends. Morning.

Jesus..that’s someones mother.
Click the image for the link to the side [...]

GiGi wins Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina

UPDATE: thanks for coming…how sexy was my prediction earlier today…..GiGi did indeed win Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina. Told you. I’m like Nostradamus. And just for that i’m gonna throw in a NSFW topless pic of GiGi HERE.
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Ok..so im a little early, but we here at Life is Savage like backing the underdog and this [...]

Catherine Zeta Jones nude in Allure [PICS]

40 year old Catherine Zeta Jones is going naked in the May edition of Allure magazine.
Morning Cathy.

High heels are a  must while air brushing your teeth naked.

She  got naked in her first ever nude photo shoot for Allure magazine, but said  she wasn’t worried about bearing all because she’s confident of her photoshop body.
Bet you’d still give it a [...]

Kate Moss is naked…again. [pic]

“So what?” you are probably saying..”she’s always naked”.
Yes, but have you seen her naked with f**ked-up alien toes?
Here’s Katie M in Vogue Hommes International shot by photographer Mario Sorrenti. There are a whole bunch of her kaalgat..
Artistic, but still kaalgat.

I know its the water that’s making her toes look all long and crooked, but damn the [...]

Rosie Huntington-Whitely.. topless ad [VIDEO]

Grab your coffee, pull up a chair and let Rosie wish you a fantastit [sic]  week.
Victoria’s Secret pony, Rosie Huntington-Whitely goes topless in an ad for Aubin and Wills (?) .
She’s not shy this one hey.
The slogan for the new campaign sums it up quite nicely i reckon.
“Exclusively for the discerning.”
Click the picture below for the NSFW link to [...]

Lady Gaga is all vajajay and no peen.

Ok, all those  jokes about  Lady Gaga having  man parts can stop now because she decided to air dry her gagagina for all to see at the Brit Awards last night.

You and i both know that you are gonna click the big red button for the unedited version ….
Even if i say don’t do it..its really [...]

Banker bust looking at nude pictures of Miranda Kerr on LIVE tv!

David Kiely ..you biscuit you.
Stockbroker, David Kiely was bust on live television the other day perving pictures of Miranda Kerr and her nekkidness from a recent GQ shoot.
Give that man a raise. Keep your eyes on the background.

Bwwwahahha. Love your work buddy.
Here’s the image he was perving: coz i know you want to research this [...]