Kelly Brook with no broeks, Playboy 2010 [PICS]

In an effort to confuse  the evil spirits of Friday 13th we will be using Kelly Brook’s boobies as a  distraction to end the day. Nothing much else is happening today so this will have to do.
Here are the first pics of Kelly wearing no broeks in the September 2010 Issue.

Is the Martini glass half full [...]

Who’s that girl??

Ok this week’s “who’s that girl??” is a trick question.
Because if you have a penis and don’t know who this is then please hand in your man-badge and head to straight to the sex change clinic. Thanks.
She can do this. That’s the only clue you’re getting.

That is the greatest Australian export of all time, Miranda Savage Kerr killing [...]

Helena Christensen goes naked for shoe campaign

Ok so its not often that i post something about another shoe brand other than PUMA, but i think an exception must be made today because it involves a naked Helena Christensen.
Give it up for the 41 year old.
That’s 41 years of quality my friends. Morning.

Jesus..that’s someones mother.
Click the image for the link to the side [...]

Super Bowl was the most watched television show. EVER.

Well in US history at least (coz the World Cup Soccer final totally smashes that).
Super Bowl XLIV has broken a 27 year old record (held by M*A*S*H) as the most-watched TV program in American history.
According to Nielsen Ratings, the game between the New Orleans Saints and the  Indianapolis Colts received 106.5 million viewers. [Hollywood Reporter]
That’s [...]

Maybe the best commercial ever? Fleggaard nude skydive.

The internet is bone dry today, so in the spirit of Friday i’m rehashing some old sh*t and relying on old favourite: boobs…and lots of them..flapping in the wind. They are everywhere.
This is a commercial for Fleggaard, they are Danish and i have no clue what they sell (something about a washing machine), but it [...]

Jesus Luz penis and other things..

Just for you on this fine Friday morning.
“Ladiiiiiessssss”…….some Jesus Luz crooked wanger to go with your coffee. With a Madonna biscuit (already dipped in tea) on the side.

Thats from the W Magazine shoot they did last year.
You wanna see his wang don’t you . You don’t really want to. Inside. But you can’t help yourself.
Relax [...]

Megan Fox for Armani 2010..first look

Emporio Armani revealed the first pics of Megan Fox working it for their new Spring/Summer 2010 collection.

The new ad campaigns will feature Meg Fox as the new model for their Womens Underwear (as if you didn’t make the connection) as well as the Armani Jeans label.
Photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott did all the hard [...]

JFK photo in colour. Is it a hoax.

Gossip site TMZ recently ran with an exclusive story that an old photo of John F Kennedy (chilling nonchalant on a yacht with several naked women), saying that the  image “could have altered world events”.
Turns out that the photo may be a hoax and that the image was part of a spread featured in a 1967 issue [...]

Tara Reid's airbrushed Playboy spread.

Stop complaining.
You knew it was gonna happen.
Not much to say here except that Tara needs to buy the entire photoshop department at Playboy a round of drinks.

Click the image for the NSFW version at Egotastic.
Bet you gonna click it hey..

Lindsay Lohan's topless video for MUSE magazine

Its no secret that LiHo did a spread for Muse magazine, but they managed to go a step further by releasing a NSFW (yes LiHo’s tittehs are on show) video to accompany the shoot.
Here’s LiHo wishing you a happy Friday and a great weekend smoking ciggies and letting your jubblies hang loose.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CLI8rWtU86M&color1
Missed the pictures in Muse [...]