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  • Hello Kitty is not actually a cat, but a little girl the company says
    Posted by on Aug 29th, 2014

    Thousands of Hello Kitty fans lost their sh*t yesterday when the company that makes the iconic merchandise said that it isn’t actually a cat, but a little British girl who’s real name is Kitty White.

    Also the people at Sanrio who created Hello Kitty must all smoke some serious weed if they think they can convince people that there is  ‘no element of a cat in Hello Kitty’s setting’.

    Whatever…If this is a little British girl then i’m the love child of Julius Malema and Steve Hofmeyer.

    Yes i totally see it now. No i don’t.

    “Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature.”

    “Her real name is Kitty White, he explained, and she was born in southern England on November 1, 1974. She is a Scorpio and blood type A.She has a twin sister, Minny White, and lives in an unnamed suburb of London with father George and mother Mary” [Yahoo]

    Ya right…keep smoking that good sh*t.

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