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  • Oscar Pistorius involved in nightclub altercation…allegedly said ‘I’ll piss on Zuma’
    Posted by on Jul 15th, 2014

    Ya hey, the Oscar Pistorius murder trial has adjourned till the defence and state make their final arguments in three weeks time, but instead of keeping a low profile the paralympic athlete is being a dumbass still making headlines after being involved in a nightclub altercation over the weekend. And to make things worse Pistorius is alleged to have been drunk, aggressive and quoted as saying ‘My family owns SANDF. Zuma works for us. I’ll piss on Zuma.”

    Not ideal that.

    That picture is totally unrelated, but i was checking Google and stumbled across it and i have no idea why it hasn’t come up before. See what i did there.

    Anyways..i digress. Here’s the whole drama about Pistorius being at the nightclub and his altercation with Jared Mortimer. According to Oscar’s spokesperson, Anneliese Burgess:

    “We can confirm that Oscar was at a night club with one of his cousins. They sat in a quiet area of the private VIP section when they were approached by the individual you have identified as Mr Mortimer,”

    “The individual in question, according to our client, started to aggressively engage him on matters relating to the trial.

    “An argument ensued during which our client asked to be left alone. Oscar left soon thereafter with his cousin” [The Independent]

    Of course Mortimer has a completely different version of what happened and according to gossip website The Juice he met Pistorius at the VIP Room in Santon and after a heated exchange the following occured

    “Jared says things got ugly. He says that he pushed Oscar, who fell down on a chair. He claims bouncers, who were watching, stepped-in and Oscar immediately left. But that’s not all. While Jared admits that he had had a few drinks, he clearly remembers Oscar boasting about his powerful family. “He took out his phone to show me pictures of armoured cars. He was talking about how rich his family is and how powerful they are. He said ‘My family owns the SANDF. Zuma works for us. I’ll piss on Zuma.” He says Oscar was ‘wasted, drinking tequila’s and was aggressive.”

    Mmmm…sounds like a spiced up story, but apparently several people that were there have confirmed Mortimer’s version.

    Still…some dumb sh*t for Oscar to be going out to a nightclub.

    Stanislav the Plumber says:
    July 07, 2014 at 11:29 am

    Wait though. That is not his member. Merely that is the shadow of his rippling abdominal musculature.

    jagter says:
    July 07, 2014 at 11:29 am

    I see the Mortimer character is the SA distributor of Affliction clothing.
    That sort of sums up the whole situation.

    A good tip: If you find yourself surrounded by boets with overdeveloped biceps,affliction t-shirts,gold chains and skinny legs, put down your avastar cocktail, leave the bar and go somewhere civilized.

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