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  • This new song about Chinese Food is worse than Rebecca Black’s Friday [video]
    Posted by on Oct 15th, 2013

    Move over Rebecca Black…there is a new contender for song most likely to make your ears bleed. The same people responsible for ‘Friday’ have released a new song by Alison Gold called Chinese Food and you may want to keep a rusty fork in hand to plug your ears with. Or kill yourself if start feeling like you wanna sing along.

    Brace yourself.

    ‘I love Chinese Fooooooood’

    Don’t lie…i know you’re singing. I can feel the earth crying.

    alison gold

    And i’m guessing you didn’t make it through the entire song so here’s the lyrics.

    “After balling I go clubbing
    Then I’m hugging
    Then I’m hungry and I’m walking on the street
    and I’m getting getting getting getting grumpy grumpy

    I see Chow, by my right
    I smell food in the air
    It’s Chinese Food, my favorite
    So I’m getting getting getting getting hungry

    I love Chinese food (Yeah)
    you know that it’s true (Yeah)
    I love fried rice (Yeah)
    I love noodles (Yeah)
    I love Chow mein
    Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

    I love Chinese food (Yeah)
    you know that it’s true (Yeah)
    I love fried rice (Yeah)
    I love noodles (Yeah)
    I love Chow mein
    Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

    Read the menu
    They got broccoli
    Even chicken wings
    Make it spicy
    And you like it
    Cause it’s beautiful
    And it tastes so so so good

    I like the egg rolls
    And the wonton soup
    This makes me feel so so good
    Fortune cookies, tell my future
    Chinese Chinese Food

    I love Chinese food (Yeah)
    you know that it’s true (Yeah)
    I love fried rice (Yeah)
    I love noodles (Yeah)
    I love Chow mein
    Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

    I love Chinese food (Yeah)
    you know that it’s true (Yeah)
    I love fried rice (Yeah)
    I love noodles (Yeah)
    I love Chow mein
    Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

    [Patrice Wilson:]
    Yo!
    I like Chinese food
    And some Wonton soup
    Get me broccoli
    While I play Monopoly
    Don’t be a busy bee
    Cause it’s your fantasy
    To eat Chinese food
    Egg roll and Chop Suey
    I use the chopsticks
    To eat pot sticks
    Put some hot sauce and sweet and sour make it sweet
    Because Chinese food takes away my stress
    Now I’m going to go eat Panda Express

    I love Chinese food (Yeah)
    you know that it’s true (Yeah)
    I love fried rice (Yeah)
    I love noodles (Yeah)
    I love Chow mein
    Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein

    I love Chinese food (Yeah)
    you know that it’s true (Yeah)
    I love fried rice (Yeah)
    I love noodles (Yeah)
    I love Chow mein
    Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein”

    And it will go viral and get millions of views.

    Sigh.

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