Oh staple my balls to my nipples i think we have a contender for jean pant criminal of the year so far. 2013 has seen a decline in sightings of the rare breed of human that goes to gym and works out wearing jeans, but lately quite a few have been spotted (including last weeks guy spotted in orange skinny jeans). They were you standard variety and no outlandish ones were submitted…until yesterday that is. An avid reader captured this chap doing dumbbell push ups at a gym in Cape Town wearing what will go down as an ensemble that may require you to put a plaster on your bleeding eyeballs.
Behold our jean pant criminal in mid-excerise sporting a stone-washed patched jeans with a white belt. Forget about the green sleeveless vest and backwards cap. What makes our boy a new species is the fact the he is the first to be spotted in the wild…wearing brown smart shoes. Not just any brown shoe. The square toed variety.
That is glorious. I’m standing and slowclapping at that mess.
Things have been taken to the next level and i can only shudder at what is still to come in the summer months. If last year’s f**kery is anything to go by then we are in for a treat this festive season when the tourists arrive.
For the rest of the inductees in the Jean Pant Criminal hall of shame click HERE.
And if you spot one, take a pic and sent it hey.