You can stop bragging about how many views your video has on YouTube because this 7 second video of a waffle falling over has over 700 000.
Yes you read that correctly. Your video is nothing compared to the enigma of the falling waffle. All those people looking to make a video go viral and score some advertising revenue can sit the f**k down coz you will never be as mysterious and cool as the falling waffle.
I won’t lie…i watched it a few times.
F**k you waffle for mesmerizing me.
I’m guessing it will reach a million soon.
Because folks like you and me are easily amused.