A week ago i watched an SABC news report on this whole ‘poo slinging’ mess that’s happening in Cape Town and i was in stitches because there was a woman who had a package of her human excrement confiscated when she and a few other protesters were confronted by police when they got off a train at Cape Town station. I actually couldn’t believe what she said to the news crew that interviewed her, but i finally tracked down the footage so here you go.
Please enjoy this simply glorious explanation as to why police should not have confiscated her poo. They edited out the bit where she said “What did my faeces do? It is my faeces!”, but you should still listen to the rest of her justification.
That deserves a standing slow clap.
No words..just slow clap.
Oh i can’t wait for that to go viral.
[thanks for the meme pic @kirstycarrot]