Right it’s about that time when i say to hell with this Friday and go find me a drank somewhere, but before i go i need to give you some weekend instructions. Been very slack with dishing out your weekend duties this year and i really need to get back into it before you bunch start getting out of hand hey.
So i was thinking and in the past i’ve always given you instructions that would benefit you or your fellow humans and i realised that i’ve neglected our four legged friends. Nothing…and i mean nothing makes me more angry that cruelty to animals so without further ado your instructions this weekend are to go out there and…
Be kind to animals, they also have feelings.
Don’t be an asshole to animals.
Now go have a great weekend.
Daddy loves you.