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Cape Town Shores and THIS guy is a new reality show you need to know about! [pic]
Posted by on Mar 13th, 2013

Ok so we all know that last year there was reality show called Clifton Shores, but yesterday i stumbled upon possibly my greatest discovery this year….Cape Town Shores. Also a reality show, but instead of a group of hot girls this show will attempt to discover just what makes men tick. Six to eight guys will be placed together in a stunning penthouse in Cape Town to discover a unique insight into the mind of modern men. They apparently havn’t chosen the guys who will be in the house yet and voting is still open…which brings us to the contestants who are finalists.

Behold the greatest entry photo submitted to a reality show.


cape town shores

I am speechless.

No i lie.


That is the most magnificent thing i’ve seen this year. I don’t care who else is in this show i’m voting for Werner!

Werner for President and king of everything.

And who you ask is Werner’s competition?


I reckon his biggest threat is that Justin guy just dominating the non-chalant towel over the shoulder pose. Killing it.

According to the Facebook page they are ‘offering up to R100,000 to our cast’. Up to?! So anything from R1 to R100 000 then?

“Cameras follow the guys 24/7 as they spend the weekend together. Applications will open soon for prospective men to apply to be one of 6 to join the house…and we pretty sure it will stir up quite a bit of tension. Many twists , shocks , mysteries & guest models.”

And now as a Life is Savage reader it is your obligation to go and vote for Werner at The Cape Town Shores website HERE.

He will be greater than Mr South Africa Adriaan Bergh .

[thanks @CandiceVietri ]

UPDATE: they have removed the magical picture of Werner and replaced it with a more serious pic…

I can’t anymore.

This is possibly the only time i’ve ever given someone two standing slow claps.

KayliVee says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

Thank you, Dylan. Just thank you.

Kelly says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

Why are they all in their underpants?

Kat says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

That might just be the worst website I’ve seen in the last few years.

Bianca says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

“Topic suggestions is always welcome…after all, we want to know what make these guys tick….. Aslo vote for your favourite guys here – 2 maks.” – Priceless

*are *makes *also *max

Some sick, twisted part of me really hopes this show actually airs on T.V….

courtnay says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

Im not convinced any of these guys will be able to so much as find out anything to do with what makes women tick…..

Jagter says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

Eish… the mind boggles.

The website looks like it escaped from 1997, distorted images and everything.

And whats with the underpants and weird porno posing. Especially dodgy looking tangas from 1985.

Surely it must be a joke. Otherwise I’ll feel a little sorry for laughing at them.

Jagter says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

Holy crap, this is just too much. I’m shaking with laughter.

“Elements from popular series like CSI , Pretty Little Liars , Weakest Link and latest reality shows like Survivor , Big Brother , The Bachelorette , Jersey Shore , SA has talent & more”


I think the people behind this must be really special.

Beachbum says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

God help us!

March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

What a romantic debacle … these guys will not be discussing any insights into women …but maybe will be sharing some IN-SIGHTS to other parts of their anatomies …

Why are these guys semi-naked, nude, in their underpants ?

I assume this isn’t a straight movie…?

Rox says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

Brace yourselves… there’s a Youtube vid too:

I am starting to think that this is actually some sort of horror reality show. Like Battle Royale maybe? I don’t know anymore after that video.

Siobhan says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

They changed his picture. :(

Caramelizer says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

Werner’s pic has been changed… and the result almost brought me to my knees. That red onnie, the ‘come hither’ stare. *swooon*

Laurel Smith says:
March 03, 2013 at 8:35 am

I am looking forward to this series , as a single female , i really would like to know how men tick , We have so many shows about woman so this will be good change i wish the show the best of luck looking forward to see it on tv.

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