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Man with world’s largest penis gets stopped at airport security for hidden package in his pants [pic]
Posted by on Jul 17th, 2012

Jonah Falcon was stopped by suspicious federal agents in San Francisco and asked ‘is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see us’? Ok that didnt really ask that, but let’s pretend they did hey.

Falcon was indeed stopped by airport security when they became suspicious of the bulge in his pants and when asked if his pockets were empty he replied yes to which another security official asked if he had an abnormal growth.

Abnormal is an understatement since Jonah Falcon happens to be a completely normal looking dude except he has the largest penis on the planet. His knob measures in at a pelvis crushing 13 inches when erect and 9 inches when flaccid.

Now look down at your package. Shame.

I was gonna include a blurry pic of his unleashed wanger, but you need to go to google images and type Jonah Falcon into the box with the safe search off. Be warned though..there are some extremely NSFW pics.

Yoh! No idea how he doesn’t faint every time he has a boner.

“In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

“Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.”

“I said, ‘It’s my dick,’ [Huffington Post]

Note-to-self: do not google image search for man with biggest penis so early in the morning.

July 07, 2012 at 8:28 am

Ja, we did a story on this dude in old FHM days. It’s the size of two beers cans. Shame he’s actually quite an unfortunate case. He’s trying to avoid going into porn, which is the obvious thing. Wrote a book called “Confessions Of A Horse-Hung Boy”. He ends up doing live gigs where he goes and shows off his penis. Hope he’s got some better things going now. Turns out there’s more to life than having a massive cock!

Mike says:
July 07, 2012 at 8:28 am

This made me laugh out loud!! I bet he gets that rubber glove snapping sound every time he goes through airport security.

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