Someone just sent me a Blackberry message saying that the cast of Jersey Shore are coming to South Africa next month and i won’t lie…the thought of seeing Snooki the Oompa Loompa queen in Cape Town had me all excited, but apparently she won’t be making the trip. Sorry Iaian.

But you ladies should totally dust off your front bums because Mike The Situation will be coming and he has already said  “I’d like to meet me an authentic South African girl”.

That’s Mike second from the left there just incase you didn’t recognise his animal magnetism. He’ll be making the trip to SA with Ronnie the piece on his right.

“Get ready, South Africa Jersey Shore is coming your way.

And soon.

Like next month.

Two of the show’s stars, The Situation and Ronnie, tell me they’re traveling to the African nation next month to make some personal appearances for their endorsement deals.” [E!Online]

Endorsement deals?! That can only mean they are going to Jo’burg to see the folks at Ed Retardy.

Good times.

[thanks Martin]