Dear leader is dead. North Korea’s Kim Jong-il has died of a heart attack at the age of 69 according to state media. It’s been a sucky for year for dictators. [SMH]
South Africa linked to huge drug network. [News24]
Mayor of London says Euro won’t last another year. [Daily Mail]
Man caught on elevator CCTV dousing 70 year woman in flammable liquid and settting her on fire…because she owed him $2000. [Gawker]
TopTV to launch porn channel over Christmas in South Africa. Jingle balls jingle balls..teabag all the way. [Channel24]
Facebook reported to have over $3 billion in cash and assests worth $5.6 billion. [TIME]
Everything you need to know about the new Facebook Timeline in five minutes. [News.au.com]
High school prank results in blindfolded teenagers making out….with their parents. And its caught on video. [Huffington Post]
“Everything you need to know about the new Facebook Timeline in five minutes.”
If I read this, I’d have 4:59.9999 left over.