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Missing pet TIGER in South Africa: just say “NO” if you see him.
Posted by on Jul 28th, 2010

A pet tiger has gone missing between Johannesburg and Springs. His moron owner says to treat him like a dog because he’s used to humans and if you see him, pick up a stick and say “NO” in a loud voice.

I swear i’m not making this sh*t up.

PANJO

 

Seriously folks..what’s happening up north hey. First we had the story of the  UFO spotted in Pretoria HERE and now there’s a pet tiger on the loose near Jo’burg…and his owner reckons you’ll be ok if you just treat him like a dog.  

“A tiger which was being kept as a pet in South Africa has escaped from the back of a truck and is running loose.A search is on to find the animal, called Panjo, after it escaped on the trip between Johannesburg, its home, and Springs, where it was being taken to a vet clinic for a check-up.

But its owner said was it was used to humans and told anyone who came across Panjo to treat it “like a dog”. Owner Rose Fernandes told local radio that all people had to do was pick up a stick and say “No” in a loud voice.” [BBC]

Now don’t get me wrong, i love animals..more than people sometimes and i know that the owners of this tiger must be heartbroken, but come now…they have nobody to blame but themselves for thinking that keeping a tiger as a pet is a good idea.

Ask Carlos Mencia. He’ll tell you. WARNING: this video is kak funny, but does contain language and topics that may be offensive.

Bwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahahhah. That’s the funniest stand up i’ve seen in a while.

Good times.

Will update if there’s a happy ending to this story.

UPDATE: they found the tiger.

“Panjo, the missing Bengal tiger, has been found near Bronkorstspruit, east of Pretoria, after an extensive-two day search. Justin Fernandes, son of the big cat’s owner, Goosey Fernandes, told The Times that the family was “ecstatic”. [timeslive]

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